Live and Learn or GTFO!

#1 Get A Job: Once you have the free time for a job, you get a job.

pay your parents some cash, they did you a big favour bringing you into the world.

Hold A Job: Don't go in looking like you've been out all night, even if you have, cover up the dark circles, put on a smile, always do a little extra. Don't be a slack or everyone will start to hate you. Think about work confidentiality, keep the numbers to yourself, don't talk badly about the company to other parties, respect your co-workers and employer.

#2 Get Your License: So if your parents can't or won't help, refer to #1 and get and hold a job, this way you can afford lessons and eventually a car.

Hold Your License: Not in your hand, probably you wallet. But don't be stupid, don't drink and drive, you may live, but you might get caught, don't speed, you don't get many demerit points in the first place, keep to the speed limit, and watch what other idiots on the road are doing.

#3 Get A GF/BF: Don't be a tosser or a sl** about it, nobody likes an arse, be confident, courageous, and have fun. that's the true hotness, not being a jerk or sleeping with 20 men.

Hold A GF/BF: Listen to each other, respect each other and each others opinions, TALK and not about footy or romance, I mean yeah sometimes sure.. but really talk, about what you like/want in the relationship, sexually, emotionally, objectively. This is where you should really learn how to co-exist in a happy way. Also remember to FIGHT and then find closure in the argument, and then have sex.

#4 Get A Pet (if getting a GF/BF is too hard): Not from your local petshop, a farm, and hopefully not a breeder, do some research, ask your veterinarian, and also check out the shelters before making a final decision.

Hold A Pet: Both literally hold and hug, but keeping it - Love it, feed it (but not too much), keep fresh clean water out for it at ALL times, give it attention, touch, play, excite it's senses with smells and enrichment (toys). Have fun.

#5 Get A Life: Stop assuming that friends will come find you and be in command, go out, meet people, have a blast, get a contact.

Hold A Life: Make the plans to meet up, if they keep bailing, ditch them, make plans with anyone that shares the slightest interest in being your friend, don't bail on plans, don't complain about no money, it shouldn't cost to hang out, make time for your friends, instead of them making all the time for you. Just keep in mind to respect job and GF/BF obligations.

So that's the bare basics to it. Now Live and Learn or GTFO!