Wednesday, June 1, 2011

The Written Unwritten Rules

It is wrong to date your exes family or close friends.

It is also wrong to date your family or close friends ex.

It is wrong to expect the other to pay for everything when you go out.

It is also wrong to pay for everything and never ask if the other can pay once in a while.

It is wrong to not invite your gf or bf to a mixed gender event.

It is also wrong to hang out with a group of the opposite sex without inviting your gf/bf.

It is wrong to expect to be invited along to your gf/bf's same sex event.

It is also wrong to invite them to a same sex event (Unless have permission from friends).

It is wrong to insult anothers family and friends.

It is also wrong (or a bad idea) to insult your own family and friends. (Letting off steam is different).

It is wrong to let your gf/bf think they're just like a million other fish in the sea.

It is also wrong to place them up on a pedestal like they're perfect.

It is wrong to expect a BJ or HJ when a girl is on her monthlys.

It is also wrong for a girl to deny her man any sexual pleasure everytime it hits that time of month.

It is wrong to expect sex on a particularly day or date, you can just as easily masturbate.

It is also (kind-of) wrong to deny your gf/bf sex on a special occasion.

It is wrong to force your gf/bf to do something for you (sexually).

It is also wrong to not ask for something you'd like (sexually) once in a while.

It is wrong to tell your gf/bf of all the hot friends you have.

It is also wrong to say every one of them is hideous. (What are you? A shallow b*tch/jerk?)

It is wrong to lie to someone overweight and say they're skinny.

It is also wrong to say they're one fat heffer.

It is wrong to expect someone to shave "down there".

It is also wrong to expect someone to go down on a hairy muff.




It is wrong to expect your gf/bf to be as good as the pornstars.

It is also wrong if you/your partner don't try to improve or you act like dead fish.. where is the love?

It is wrong to tell your gf/bf that they wouldn't like something, just by your assumption.

It is also wrong to expect them to like something just because you like it.

It is wrong to talk to someone of the opposite sex when complaining or letting off steam about your gf/bf.

It is also wrong to talk to your gf/bf when you should be letting of steam with someone else.

It is wrong to treat your gf/bf as dumb.

It is also wrong to let them think they're right if it could harm them, or embarrass them down the track.

It is wrong to force your gf to watch porn.

It is also wrong to deny her from it completely.

It is wrong to expect your bf to only watch chick flicks with you.

It is also wrong for him to refuse everytime (if your watching his choices of movies too).

It is wrong to deny your gf/bf or friend the chance to study and keep up on work.

It is also wrong to deny you gf/bf or friend the chance to see you, and focus too heavily on your study.

It is wrong to flirt around your gf/bf to others, or in places they will see it.

It is also wrong to never flirt, as you will feel unloved, , but do it with someone you could never develop any feelings for.

It is wrong to expect your bf/gf to never look at other men/women.

It is also wrong to do it obvious and noticably all the time, specially drool, unless you want to upset your mr/missus.

It is wrong to leave your friend or gf/bf to their own vices if you upset them

It is also wrong to comfort them all the time, or the upset may become habit.

It is wrong to say sorry all the time, and admit you are wrong every time (generally both people did bad).

It is also wrong to never say sorry, and allow the other to always be in the wrong/bad.

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